I ran into a buddy
Used to be all hypertensive
His jobs were always tankin’
And his girlfriends were expensive

But he looked like a poster
For a permanent vacation
I asked him what he did
To change his orientation

He bought a shot and dropped
This little information

I made a bucket list
Changed the B to an F
I gave my give a damn the finger
So it got up and left
I quit worrying
About people’s expectations
Loaded up a six-pack
Of chillaxification
Felt a little depressed
Felt a little bit lost
Maybe write it all down
And then blow it all off
We’re all a letter away
From p-perpetual bliss
Put an F on the B
Of your b-b-b-b-bucket list

You know he got me thinking
Bout the way that I’ve been living
Seems like I’m always going
But I don’t know where I’m getting

I was overexistentializing my redneck
But the answer is as simple
As simple can get
I just rearrange some letters
In the alphabet

I made a bucket list
Changed the B to an F
I gave my give a damn the finger
So it got up and left
I quit worrying
About people’s expectations
Loaded up a six-pack
Of chillaxification
Felt a little depressed
Felt a little bit lost
Maybe write it all down
And then blow it all off
We’re all a letter away
From p-p-perpetual bliss
Put an F on the B
Of your bucket list

I took my X and added a Y
I took the year oughta here
When I added an I, I
I bet you can guess
What I did next
I took my bitching, lying lover
And I added an X

I made a bucket list
Changed the B to an F
I gave my give a damn the finger
So it got up and left
I quit worrying
About people’s expectations
Loaded up a six-pack
Of chillaxification
Feel a little depressed
Felt a little bit lost
Maybe write it all down
And then blow it all off
We’re all a letter away
From p-p-perpetual bliss
Put an F on the B
Of your b-b-b-b-bucket list
Bucket list