Here’s Which Euphoria Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
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In the series premiere, it’s revealed that Rue was born Sept. 14, 2001, making her an undisputable Virgo. Ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, Virgos process and distill information quickly and efficiently. A mutable earth sign, Virgos like Rue are highly analytical, often turning their laser observations inward to a punishing degree.
Rue is brought to life by Zendaya, herself a Virgo, proving that it takes one to play one, folks. Honorable Virgo mention goes to Lexi (Maude Apatow).
Played by Sydney Sweeney, Cassie is the human equivalent of a Lana Del Rey song and a clear and classic Cancer. Beautiful, delusional, romantic and prone to tears, she represents the wateriest of water signs. As Rue explains: “She fell in love with every guy she ever dated. Whether they were smart or stupid or sweet or cruel, it didn’t matter. She didn’t like to be alone.” Cancers crave companionship at all costs and, with the intimation of a romance brewing between her and supervillain Nate (Jacob Elordi), it seems the stakes have never been higher.
Taurus: Kat Hernandez
Taurus is ruled by Venus, planet of aesthetics, pleasure and possessions. Enter Kat, played by Barbie Ferreira, who — in addition to excelling in the very Venusian niche of writing smut-forward fan fiction — managed to turn a sex scandal into a power-play and pay-for-punishment empire. Turning sex into bitcoin and bitcoin into a new wardrobe all while making your fortune from the comfort of your own bedroom? Those are what Taurus dreams are made of, my friends.
There’s a false but metaphorically potent urban legend stating that, under threat, a scorpion will sting itself to death rather than fall victim to an outside force. For your consideration, I bring you the final episode of Season 1, wherein Nate’s rage, daddy issues and athletic prowess collide as he beat the s–t out of himself. Elordi, who plays Nate, describes his character as an “emotional terrorist, a narcissist, a sociopath, a freak.”
The essence of Sagittarius energy is best expressed by the Braveheart war cry/death rattle of “Freedom!!!” A Sagittarius would choose death over containment and cutting bait over commitment, modalities exhibited by Jules, the ethereal object of Rue’s desire played by Schafer. Sagittarians are ruled by buoyant, dice-throwing planet Jupiter and have a penchant for experimental eye makeup and risky behaviors, like meeting old dudes in questionable hotel rooms and getting tangled up with drug-users struggling to get sober and sociopaths struggling with their daddy issues.
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